Deepika at Beach

Deepika Padukone was born on 5 January 1986 in Copenhagen, Denmark to Konkani-speaking parents. Her father, Prakash Padukone, is a former badminton player of international repute, and her mother, Ujjala, is a travel agent. Her younger sister, Anisha, is a golfer. Her paternal grandfather, Ramesh, was a secretary of the Mysore Badminton Association. The family relocated to Bangalore, India when Padukone was a year old. She was educated at Bangalore's Sophia High School and completed her pre-university education at Mount Carmel College. She subsequently enrolled at the Indira Gandhi National Open University for a Bachelor of Arts degree in sociology but later quit it due to scheduling conflicts with her modelling career.











The Best "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Replies

The Best "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Replies

The Best "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Replies:

1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position .


2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.


3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all. 


4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management 


5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.


6: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. 


7: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'

( The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

8: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks. 


9: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.


10: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages. 


11: I've run away to join a different circus.


AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:


12: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.

When I return, please refer to me as ' Loretta' instead of 'Steve'

A Dentist's Wisdom


A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. 

The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man. 

"No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient said. 

The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects. "I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!"

The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill. "No,"- the patient says, -"I am fine with pills".

The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a Viagara tablet."

The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagara worked as a pain pill!"

"It doesn't,"- said the dentist -"but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth."
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